Thursday, January 26, 2012

Just Another

Fifteen years after the fact, this is the "official" Meeting Neil is Easy reaction to the revelation that poor little Betty Brant's deceased husband, Ned Leeds, was indeed NOT the first Hobgoblin, as depicted in the 1997 Marvel Comics Spider-Man: Hobgoblin Lives limited series...

Absolutely jipped!
Spider-Man: Hobgoblin Lives #1, acrylic,
ink and enamel on bristol board.  Approximately 8 x 10 inches.

You're just another victim, kid.

PATHETIC. PUTRID. TRADITON.

Oh, my God, they found me,
I don't know how, but they found me...
Run for it Marty!

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Color pencil, pen, acrylic and ink on bristol board.  8.5 x 11 inches.
Available at the Meeting Neil is Easy Etsy site here.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Hungry Like the Wolf

Pencil, pen, color pencil and ink on bristol board.  8.5 x 11 inches.
Available at the Meeting Neil is Easy Etsy shop here.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Pre-Arrest Emergency Care
in the No CPR Patient

“Yes” or “No” MUST be checked for each order below.

Yes   No            Intubation in the event of primary respiratory failure in the patient with a pulse.

Yes   No            Electrical cardioversion in the event of life-threatening cardiac dysthythmias.

Yes   No            Antiarrhythmic medications in the event of life-threatening cardiac dysrhythmias.

YesNo            Vasopressor medications in the event of hemodynamic compromise.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 
I have personally spoken with
the Attending Physicican, Dr.____________ 
who agrees with these orders. 
 Print name
I don't believe it's been two years already.
This one's for you mom...

The health benefits of grapefruit are too many to be overlooked.  In fact, there's so many tantalizing details and aspects of this delicious member of the citrus family to talk about that I'm not even going to bother to mention a single one.  It's that impressive.

Keep that in mind when viewing today's piece:

Pencil, pen, gouache, color pencil and ink on bristol board.  8.5 x 11 inches.
Available through the Meeting Neil is Easy Etsy site here.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Rising Crust

For all you novice grillers out there like myself, did you know that it's ideal to have your bacon (if you're attempting to do something as stupid as grill your bacon) be very C-O-L-D before it hits the hot grates?  Try tossing your bacon in the freezer for a couple of minutes while you heat up the grill.  It makes a world of difference!

Personally, I can kind of see the benefits of grilling bacon instead of frying or (ugh) microwaving it - no grease to dump, no messy splatters to clean up - but if you're going to eat bacon anyway, why not just EAT the fucking bacon?  You're already clogging up your arteries, why not just go for the gold?  Some misplaced illusion of "healthy"?  Are you an idiot?

But then again, the act of grilling bacon does present the opportunity for a pretty spectacular grease fire!  

GO FOR IT!  

Now although this has nothing to do with the art of cooking slaughtered swine outdoors, here's a glimpse at a recent comics destruction sketch comprised mostly of a Sin City and a discarded DiGiorno pizza box:

It's not delivery.