The White Elephant

This unique treasure, measuring approximately 8 x 10 x 5 inches, is not only a masterly-crafted representation of highly sought-after sculptural art, but also acts as a spiritual link and bearer of divine light.  When the ambiance of the room needs to be adjusted into a mood that reflects something more cozy, relaxing, or sensual and a r o u s i n g in nature, just take a match to the fingertips, which are fully-functional candles.  

Nothing screams "I wanna DO you" more than a ceramic zombie-hand candle.

That was indeed my selected "gift" during my first "White Elephant Gift Exchange".  Why this ridiculous game hasn't been integrated into our family and friend holiday celebrations before is beyond me, because it was an absolute riot.

Some highlights from last night's exchange were a toothbrush, a bottle of Scooby-Doo body wash, a package of erasers and a dismembered doll's head.

Good times all around.

Speaking of gifts, this is a commissioned-piece that I created earlier this month for a client who was giving it away as a present.  He had asked me to draw a portrait of this particular woman, who I believe was going to be the receiver of this gift, along with some specific text to be integrated into the drawing.  From what I inferred, the word was an inside joke of some sort.

After he e-mailed me a photograph, this was the original sketch I quickly sent for approval:

 

After reviewing the sketch, he decided to pass on the text and just wanted it as a straight-up portrait.  He also asked me to include just a minimal amount of color, specifically to the eyes and lips.  

This was the completed piece:

Here's hoping the illustration went over well.  

And here's hoping that all of you are finding some sort of comfort and joy during this holiday season.  

Cynicism and sarcasm withstanding, let the spirit of love gently fill your heart and homes, and in this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness.